But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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