oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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