he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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