"it" just moved
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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