I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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