Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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