I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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