True but thats because hes a fetus.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
All the doctor said was why
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
