I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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