this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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