I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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