Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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