you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
