is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I know her cup size but not her name....
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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