BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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