I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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