I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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