It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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