am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Dicks are not precious.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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