Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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