Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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