this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
