Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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