it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
