How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
