hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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