I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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