So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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