I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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