so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize