How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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