Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize
