She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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