I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
