I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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