I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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