Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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