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That reminds me...we need to get swords
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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