is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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