no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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