my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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