Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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