I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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