belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we're making bets on your personal life
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Someone came in the potted fern
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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