what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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