I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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