You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
