i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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