I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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