I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
