Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Randomize
