Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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