gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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